Category Archives: A Little Think Thought

The Brush with Life

   There was a woman who spent her life picking four leaf clovers and wondering when things were going to turn her way. She’s now in the hospital with a severe case of poison ivy. “For crying out loud, if … Continue reading

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Servants

  An aristocrat and his wife had just left a regal ball and were riding in their carriage home when one of the wheels broke loose and they tumbled into a ravine.   When next they woke, they found themselves in a low … Continue reading

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Learn to Like

   As a woman with a lit cigarette drooping from the side of her mouth tried to shovel down, without gagging, a vodka martini, rye and bourbon with tomato juice, which her friend had just handed to her, she shouted, … Continue reading

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Boom, Boom

  Brutal honesty should be delivered with a boomerang. Roger McManus

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No different from the Road Behind

  There was a man and his two friends who walked along a road. The man wore old pants that were so comfortable that he didn’t want to change them, regardless of their holes and frayed edges. His two companions, … Continue reading

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A Fool’s Audience

   The fool was surrounded by happy faces … and that was too bad … unless it happened to be his public execution (In reference to the fool similarly referred to as a jackass and not one that can’t help himself). Roger McManus

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Just the Facts

   If a well-dressed man says he just came across a hungry cheetah in the woods … he lied. If a dismembered man in ragged clothes says he came across s hungry cheetah in the woods … he’s probably telling … Continue reading

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Clearer View

   A wife and her husband stood in front of their bathroom mirror, applying all the toiletries to either create a face or mold a do, and all the while complaining: “My hair won’t stay put,” or “I can’t get … Continue reading

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Cents-ibility

   A short, heavy-browed man was up on a stool, holding a light bulb, and trying his hardest to turn the light fixture, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t turn the socket and the ceiling to get … Continue reading

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During Rainy Days

   Fair weather friends are easier to come by than the truest of companions, so instead of casting them off for who they are … first give them an umbrella … but if and when they don’t take it … then kick … Continue reading

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