Monthly Archives: September 2013

Chalked: Part 1

Ten year old, brown-haired, and freckled Johnny, ever since he could remember, wanted to be a policeman. His dad was on the force, his great grandfather had been a bobby, and his grandfather was a greeter at one of those mega … Continue reading

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Just the Facts

   If a well-dressed man says he just came across a hungry cheetah in the woods … he lied. If a dismembered man in ragged clothes says he came across s hungry cheetah in the woods … he’s probably telling … Continue reading

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Clearer View

   A wife and her husband stood in front of their bathroom mirror, applying all the toiletries to either create a face or mold a do, and all the while complaining: “My hair won’t stay put,” or “I can’t get … Continue reading

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In the Headlights

   It was a cold, windy night, sometime in December, sometime around midnight, and the snow had begun to come down hard. On the otherwise undisturbed, frozen-muddied shoulder of the road, a car was parked with its motor still running … Continue reading

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Weather or Not

   The E.R. doctor knew his nights were numbered as a part time weather man at the local television station when, with a man having been rushed into the hospital under cardiac arrest and the doctor ready with the defibrillator … Continue reading

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Today I sat down to write a post…

   Today I sat down to write a post … and I had an idea … I did … but have you ever suddenly heard or seen something that just made you forget what you wanted to say, or just … Continue reading

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Freelance

   The freelance photographer was having a hard time making ends meet. Most people weren’t in the market for a photo of a lance, and those who showed an interest, on seeing the pictures, found him untrustworthy, not believing that … Continue reading

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Cents-ibility

   A short, heavy-browed man was up on a stool, holding a light bulb, and trying his hardest to turn the light fixture, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t turn the socket and the ceiling to get … Continue reading

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Not An Egg Over Easy

   My son likes to alternate between waffles and eggs for breakfast, or to be more precise … two waffles … or … an egg. Omelet? Yes, he enjoys it tremendously, but since I introduced him to the sunny-side-up egg … … Continue reading

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During Rainy Days

   Fair weather friends are easier to come by than the truest of companions, so instead of casting them off for who they are … first give them an umbrella … but if and when they don’t take it … then kick … Continue reading

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