Tag Archives: odd

Slanted Definitions 13

Posted on November 11, 2015 by rogermcmanus2013

Deliberate – Enslave Override – Fail to see when a bridge is out Technical – Five bytes Upscale – Fat Cabaret – A taxi line Bumpkin – Scratch Lackadaisical – Having nothing in common with a certain flower Jargon – … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 12

Posted on January 6, 2015 by rogermcmanus2013

Software – Sweater and mittens Gag reflex – Laugh Humble – Things that are impossible (Well, can you hum it?) Microwave – Ripple Forbidding – An item found in an auction Foregoing – Reason you had to leave Dialect – … Continue reading →

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Some shampoos … are they safe?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Suzie had just taken a shower and washed her hair with a shampoo smelling of lavender and sweet honeysuckles, a new fragrance she simply adored, and grabbing a book, after getting dressed, decided to relax and read out on the … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 11

Posted on July 25, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Aphrodisiac – A substance that gives you tight curly hair Thesaurus – Biggest prehistoric creature of all time Stereotype – A means once used for deaf people to appreciate music, but now outlawed due to its many delivered concussions … … Continue reading →

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Hostage Crisis

Posted on July 18, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

I’m one of the few people who doesn’t have a cellphone. Not that I can’t have one. I choose not to. If I’m not home, it’s because I’m doing something. I don’t see the point, I mean at least not … Continue reading →

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An Exercise in Writing

Posted on July 12, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Journal log entry – Roadkill can be disgusting, and what is worse than that? Roadkill that makes its way to the sidewalk, that’s what (and scary if you think too much into it). I was walking my son to school … Continue reading →

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Making No Currents

Posted on June 26, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

There was a school of fish, and at school these young fish were taught how to find food, outmaneuver predators, and swim with the currents. The school gave out awards to those who excelled in these learnings, to celebrate their … Continue reading →

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No Tools Required

Posted on June 20, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

The pool broke. It was sometime probably in March when I walked to the backyard and noticed the pool cover drawn like a funnel down towards the center, like the vortex into a black hole. I had the urge to … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 10

Posted on June 13, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Rollercoaster – What a gambler puts his drink on Robotic – Secret weapon of the bugs when they take over the world Organic – Like a depressing instrument Stool Pigeon – Poor man’s clay pigeon for shooting (Of similar interest, … Continue reading →

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Have you had a bite?

Posted on June 6, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Have you ever done something stupid, and because you knew it was stupid, you made sure you’d never do it again? Well I keep doing something I swear is stupid, but I keep on doing it. I’m not even sure … Continue reading →