Tag Archives: Slanted Definitions

Uncanny – Anything in a box Maelstrom – Man’s stroke of a string instrument, downward as opposed to the upward and underhand stroke commonly referred to as a femaelstrum Kilowatt – Common utterance of a deaf hitman Judo – a … Continue reading →

Hemlock – a secondary precaution after the chastity belt. Coupe – Home for French hens Ubiquitous – Old English, found in many Shakespearean plays to announce, in a derogatory fashion, that someone is a female dog. Conjunction – Where crooks meet … Continue reading →

Catastrophe – The punctuation alerting of a cat’s ownership of something Photograph – Fake diagram of a toe Pilot – A large batch of a certain type of baked good Clockwise – To know the difference between the little hand … Continue reading →

Dated – A condition where purplish fruit grows out from under your skin, commonly misdiagnosed as Figured. Gruesome – Taller Payment – A form of mortar used to fix houses that have become money pits. Pillow – Suppository Optical – The … Continue reading →

Peruse – For each joke Migraine – A series of crops such as wheat, quinoa, and Barley, found growing on one’s own land Filibuster – A very long and muddy racetrack for horses Paradox – Two piers to tie boats … Continue reading →