Hemlock – a secondary precaution after the chastity belt.
Coupe – Home for French hens
Ubiquitous – Old English, found in many Shakespearean plays to announce, in a derogatory fashion, that someone is a female dog.
Conjunction – Where crooks meet … more recently synonymous with government buildings.
Damnation – A place where beavers can live with freedom and justice for all
Feather Duster – Pigeon groomer
Frankincense – Burnt hot dog
Radiance – The hotel where the richer roaches check in, but they don’t check out.
Haggle – An ugly old female bird
Trustworthy – Someone with a hernia