Hemlock – a secondary precaution after the chastity belt.

Coupe – Home for French hens

Ubiquitous – Old English, found in many Shakespearean plays to announce, in a derogatory fashion, that someone is a female dog.

Conjunction – Where crooks meet … more recently synonymous with government buildings.

Damnation – A place where beavers can live with freedom and justice for all

Feather Duster – Pigeon groomer

Frankincense – Burnt hot dog

Radiance – The hotel where the richer roaches check in, but they don’t check out.

Haggle – An ugly old female bird

Trustworthy – Someone with a hernia

Roger McManus