Category Archives: A Funny It

Slanted Definitions 13

Posted on November 11, 2015 by rogermcmanus2013

Deliberate – Enslave Override – Fail to see when a bridge is out Technical – Five bytes Upscale – Fat Cabaret – A taxi line Bumpkin – Scratch Lackadaisical – Having nothing in common with a certain flower Jargon – … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 12

Posted on January 6, 2015 by rogermcmanus2013

Software – Sweater and mittens Gag reflex – Laugh Humble – Things that are impossible (Well, can you hum it?) Microwave – Ripple Forbidding – An item found in an auction Foregoing – Reason you had to leave Dialect – … Continue reading →

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Some shampoos … are they safe?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Suzie had just taken a shower and washed her hair with a shampoo smelling of lavender and sweet honeysuckles, a new fragrance she simply adored, and grabbing a book, after getting dressed, decided to relax and read out on the … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 11

Posted on July 25, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Aphrodisiac – A substance that gives you tight curly hair Thesaurus – Biggest prehistoric creature of all time Stereotype – A means once used for deaf people to appreciate music, but now outlawed due to its many delivered concussions … … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 10

Posted on June 13, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Rollercoaster – What a gambler puts his drink on Robotic – Secret weapon of the bugs when they take over the world Organic – Like a depressing instrument Stool Pigeon – Poor man’s clay pigeon for shooting (Of similar interest, … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 9

Posted on May 2, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Addition – When the spoons and forks won’t talk to the flatware Polyester – Anna’s sister Eyewitness – One who has to be questioned on what he saw, using hand signals, but even then can’t be expected to answer. Cannibalism … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 8

Posted on March 28, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Snowboarding – A means of torture carried out in the winter (as opposed to waterboarding in warmer climates) Homesick – Only good for a commercial property (Unless you are a snowboarder, then it means: the best place to live) Preventive – … Continue reading →

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Advice # 1 from someone who might not know anything

Posted on February 21, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Have you ever been introduced to someone, and not but ten seconds later, you can’t recall his name? How can you recover? Well first of all, never say, “I’m sorry, what was your name again?” It sounds as if you … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 7

Posted on January 31, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Shamrock – Fake plastic stone you hide a key in Kindred – Family you don’t like Preemptive – Letters A through L Fortuitous – Not meant for three or more, or to be had alone Impotent – Believing oneself more … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 6

Posted on December 22, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Noble – Tells it like it is Clandestine – Never to be alone (Different from “Klandestine,” which refers to a specific organization with white hoods) Definition – When you can’t hear the car start Armoire – French for “Are me” It’s … Continue reading →

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