Noble – Tells it like it is

Clandestine – Never to be alone (Different from “Klandestine,” which refers to a specific organization with white hoods)

Definition – When you can’t hear the car start

Armoire – French for “Are me” It’s bad English that’s why it’s French.

Polite – Southern expression for a candle

G-spot – Area between F and H, and no … F and H don’t stand for anything

Crumpet – An ant on a leash

Diary – The case of the runs where there is no relief. The other being: diary (uhhhh)

Bigamist – A large cloud cover

Seldom – Gigantic mall

Roger McManus