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Slanted Definitions 13

Posted on November 11, 2015 by rogermcmanus2013

Deliberate – Enslave Override – Fail to see when a bridge is out Technical – Five bytes Upscale – Fat Cabaret – A taxi line Bumpkin – Scratch Lackadaisical – Having nothing in common with a certain flower Jargon – … Continue reading →

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Some shampoos … are they safe?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Suzie had just taken a shower and washed her hair with a shampoo smelling of lavender and sweet honeysuckles, a new fragrance she simply adored, and grabbing a book, after getting dressed, decided to relax and read out on the … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 10

Posted on June 13, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Rollercoaster – What a gambler puts his drink on Robotic – Secret weapon of the bugs when they take over the world Organic – Like a depressing instrument Stool Pigeon – Poor man’s clay pigeon for shooting (Of similar interest, … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 9

Posted on May 2, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Addition – When the spoons and forks won’t talk to the flatware Polyester – Anna’s sister Eyewitness – One who has to be questioned on what he saw, using hand signals, but even then can’t be expected to answer. Cannibalism … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 8

Posted on March 28, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Snowboarding – A means of torture carried out in the winter (as opposed to waterboarding in warmer climates) Homesick – Only good for a commercial property (Unless you are a snowboarder, then it means: the best place to live) Preventive – … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 7

Posted on January 31, 2014 by rogermcmanus2013

Shamrock – Fake plastic stone you hide a key in Kindred – Family you don’t like Preemptive – Letters A through L Fortuitous – Not meant for three or more, or to be had alone Impotent – Believing oneself more … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 6

Posted on December 22, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Noble – Tells it like it is Clandestine – Never to be alone (Different from “Klandestine,” which refers to a specific organization with white hoods) Definition – When you can’t hear the car start Armoire – French for “Are me” It’s … Continue reading →

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Remotely

Posted on December 18, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

A wife caught her husband eyeing an alluring young lady. “Do you know that woman?” the man’s wife said accusingly. “Her?” the man innocently answered with a smile, while he brushed up the edges of his moustache. “Mabel, she’s not … Continue reading →

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Kissing Games

Posted on December 9, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   Trying to spice up, in a sick sort of way, the usual gathering in his basement, Larry thought instead of playing spin the bottle with the girls, he’d try something new … and took out a game he’d bought. … Continue reading →

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The Thankful Holiday

Posted on November 27, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Resourceful wasn’t the first words that came to the mouths of Bob’s dinner guests when they sat down for the holiday meal and discovered what could be accomplished with a Thanksgiving Jell-O mold and a few pounds of ground turkey. … Continue reading →

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