Suzie had just taken a shower and washed her hair with a shampoo smelling of lavender and sweet honeysuckles, a new fragrance she simply adored, and grabbing a book, after getting dressed, decided to relax and read out on the deck.

(2 minutes later)

“Hey guys, hurry,” a bug said. “There’s a new flower in the garden and everyone’s already there trying to pollinate it.”

No longer wonder why the bugs are always biting, and don’t get pollinated. Try Inorganic’s new shampoo: Citronella with a touch of DEET, available now at participating drugstores … and chemically inclined hair salons. 

Roger McManus