Shamrock – Fake plastic stone you hide a key in
Kindred – Family you don’t like
Preemptive – Letters A through L
Fortuitous – Not meant for three or more, or to be had alone
Impotent – Believing oneself more important than anyone else, when in actuality, not … and probably less … when all things are considered, especially when whoever that one is doesn’t know how to pronounce the word “important.” (Example of what goes around comes around)
Midnight – A squire … or a knight who just can’t ride a horse
Meaning – Doing something not nice to someone (Whereas “Demeaning” is apologizing.)
Hammer – One who makes pork pink.
Noon – Worse than a midnight, a horseless knight who repetitively takes hold of his sword from the wrong end, and whose swordplay, even without an opponent, is so bad that the term noon has become a synonym for “eunuch,” derogatorily known as a damsel in distress.
Wallflower – Natural material, second only after wood lumber, used in the construction of houses.