Slanted Definitions 9

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Addition – When the spoons and forks won’t talk to the flatware

Polyester – Anna’s sister

Eyewitness – One who has to be questioned on what he saw, using hand signals, but even then can’t be expected to answer.

Cannibalism – The practice of softly biting tin containers

Diadem – The cry of a murderous ruler with poor diction

Dogfish – Someone suffering from an identity crisis

Reversible – Good for a chorus

Pigtail – Something about a wolf

Welfare – Price for a bucket of water

Freebee – Bug no longer working for the honey industry

 

Roger McManus

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