Slanted Definitions 5

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Uncanny – Anything in a box

Maelstrom – Man’s stroke of a string instrument, downward as opposed to the upward and underhand stroke commonly referred to as a femaelstrum

Kilowatt – Common utterance of a deaf hitman

Judo – a deer descended from a sect of ancient Hebrews

Surrender – Sketch of a man

Toboggan – Make a deal

Transfer – Spanning an animal’s hide

Hello – The seedier sides of life down here on earth … or … anything with mayonnaise (the last was just my opinion)

Subscribe – A person who can’t write straight … and forgets to dot his “i’s”

Abhor – Someone who will do anything to get a flat stomach and six pack

Roger McManus

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