Dated – A condition where purplish fruit grows out from under your skin, commonly misdiagnosed as Figured.

Gruesome – Taller

Payment – A form of mortar used to fix houses that have become money pits.

Pillow – Suppository

Optical – The touching of your skin that makes you laugh the hardest.

Algorithm – A vice president’s groove, or lack there of.

Bystander – A person who likes to stand next to someone either of the same or opposite sex.

Deliver – Procedure in an autopsy.

Flippant – Acrobatic bug

Hairdo – What drips from an unwashed scalp.

Roger McManus