Catastrophe – The punctuation alerting of a cat’s ownership of something

Photograph – Fake diagram of a toe

Pilot – A large batch of a certain type of baked good

Clockwise – To know the difference between the little hand and the big hand

Elevator – An incomplete threat

Vineyard – A car cemetery

Amendment – A second apology to apologize for the first apology that sounded worse than the original infraction

Window – A proclamation of many lottery tickets

Carpool – A means of leisure only currently available to Lamborghinis and Ferraris

Exchange – A swapping of past lovers … also an incomplete operation meant to have switched one’s gender

Dumbwaiter – Server who keeps delivering the food to the chef

Porcupine – Referring to a cracked or warped wooden pool stick

Roger McManus