Tag Archives: Humor

“Oh That Book”

Posted on October 16, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The sports enthusiast thought that “The Catcher in the Rye” was a book about an alcoholic ballplayer. The construction worker thought “The Lord of the Flies” was a biography on the man who started Porta-Johns. Roger McManus

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Sing

Posted on October 13, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   Saint Augustine said that singing praise to the Lord is like praying twice. Note from God: Only if you can carry a tune. Roger McManus

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Doubly Noted

Posted on October 9, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The famous cartoonist was honored by his hometown when they placed a plaque bearing his name on the newly constructed drawbridge.Roger McManus

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A Fool’s Audience

Posted on October 6, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The fool was surrounded by happy faces … and that was too bad … unless it happened to be his public execution (In reference to the fool similarly referred to as a jackass and not one that can’t help himself). Roger McManus

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Accountant

Posted on October 4, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Accountant – The canvas structure from which Saint Peter checks out souls trying to get into heaven on rainy days … as pronounced by someone from Boston. Roger McManus

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Chalked: Part 1

Posted on September 30, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Ten year old, brown-haired, and freckled Johnny, ever since he could remember, wanted to be a policeman. His dad was on the force, his great grandfather had been a bobby, and his grandfather was a greeter at one of those mega … Continue reading →

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Just the Facts

Posted on September 29, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   If a well-dressed man says he just came across a hungry cheetah in the woods … he lied. If a dismembered man in ragged clothes says he came across s hungry cheetah in the woods … he’s probably telling … Continue reading →

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In the Headlights

Posted on September 27, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   It was a cold, windy night, sometime in December, sometime around midnight, and the snow had begun to come down hard. On the otherwise undisturbed, frozen-muddied shoulder of the road, a car was parked with its motor still running … Continue reading →

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Weather or Not

Posted on September 26, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The E.R. doctor knew his nights were numbered as a part time weather man at the local television station when, with a man having been rushed into the hospital under cardiac arrest and the doctor ready with the defibrillator … Continue reading →

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Today I sat down to write a post…

Posted on September 25, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   Today I sat down to write a post … and I had an idea … I did … but have you ever suddenly heard or seen something that just made you forget what you wanted to say, or just … Continue reading →

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