Peruse – For each joke

Migraine – A series of crops such as wheat, quinoa, and Barley, found growing on one’s own land

Filibuster – A very long and muddy racetrack for horses

Paradox – Two piers to tie boats to

Linguistics – The study of a specific pasta

Discotheque – Engineer of an extinct music genre related to polyester

Forestry – A redundant exclamation of something with wood

Trigonometry – The study of guns

Haywire – The first thing you make sure you don’t have when you can’t get an internet connection.

Roger McManus