Tag Archives: joke

Moo-shka

Posted on October 25, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The file on the great Chicago fire of 1871 was declassified, to startled foreign relations. Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, who had started the fire, was KGB. An affidavit from Mrs. O’Leary claimed that she could never produce a good American … Continue reading →

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Absent

Posted on October 23, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The witches who had survived the Salem trials felt like celebrating, but it was quite evident that Bob the wizard had been out of the country during the whole ordeal when he suggested for the celebration a picnic barbecue. … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions

Posted on October 18, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Peruse – For each joke Migraine – A series of crops such as wheat, quinoa, and Barley, found growing on one’s own land Filibuster – A very long and muddy racetrack for horses Paradox – Two piers to tie boats … Continue reading →

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“Oh That Book”

Posted on October 16, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The sports enthusiast thought that “The Catcher in the Rye” was a book about an alcoholic ballplayer. The construction worker thought “The Lord of the Flies” was a biography on the man who started Porta-Johns. Roger McManus

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Sing

Posted on October 13, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Saint Augustine said that singing praise to the Lord is like praying twice. Note from God: Only if you can carry a tune. Roger McManus

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Doubly Noted

Posted on October 9, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The famous cartoonist was honored by his hometown when they placed a plaque bearing his name on the newly constructed drawbridge.Roger McManus

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Accountant

Posted on October 4, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Accountant – The canvas structure from which Saint Peter checks out souls trying to get into heaven on rainy days … as pronounced by someone from Boston. Roger McManus

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Weather or Not

Posted on September 26, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The E.R. doctor knew his nights were numbered as a part time weather man at the local television station when, with a man having been rushed into the hospital under cardiac arrest and the doctor ready with the defibrillator … Continue reading →

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Freelance

Posted on September 24, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The freelance photographer was having a hard time making ends meet. Most people weren’t in the market for a photo of a lance, and those who showed an interest, on seeing the pictures, found him untrustworthy, not believing that … Continue reading →