Category Archives: A Funny It

Birds in the Bush

Posted on November 7, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

                                Do you see them? You don’t? Well, how about this? Think that the bush is mad at you and telling you to “… off.” Now you see them? I remember being greeted by theses beauties all over town … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 3

Posted on November 4, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Catastrophe – The punctuation alerting of a cat’s ownership of something Photograph – Fake diagram of a toe Pilot – A large batch of a certain type of baked good Clockwise – To know the difference between the little hand … Continue reading →

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No Osteoporosis Here

Posted on November 1, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   A skeleton stood with its organs, innards, and folds of skin and hair fallen to its feet like an oversized set of trousers. Its bare jawbones chomped, “Well … at least I know those calcium supplements worked.” Roger McManus

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Slanted Definitions 2

Posted on October 27, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Dated – A condition where purplish fruit grows out from under your skin, commonly misdiagnosed as Figured. Gruesome – Taller Payment – A form of mortar used to fix houses that have become money pits. Pillow – Suppository Optical – The … Continue reading →

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Moo-shka

Posted on October 25, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The file on the great Chicago fire of 1871 was declassified, to startled foreign relations. Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, who had started the fire, was KGB. An affidavit from Mrs. O’Leary claimed that she could never produce a good American … Continue reading →

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Absent

Posted on October 23, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The witches who had survived the Salem trials felt like celebrating, but it was quite evident that Bob the wizard had been out of the country during the whole ordeal when he suggested for the celebration a picnic barbecue. … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions

Posted on October 18, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Peruse – For each joke Migraine – A series of crops such as wheat, quinoa, and Barley, found growing on one’s own land Filibuster – A very long and muddy racetrack for horses Paradox – Two piers to tie boats … Continue reading →

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“Oh That Book”

Posted on October 16, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

The sports enthusiast thought that “The Catcher in the Rye” was a book about an alcoholic ballplayer. The construction worker thought “The Lord of the Flies” was a biography on the man who started Porta-Johns. Roger McManus

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Sing

Posted on October 13, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   Saint Augustine said that singing praise to the Lord is like praying twice. Note from God: Only if you can carry a tune. Roger McManus

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Doubly Noted

Posted on October 9, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The famous cartoonist was honored by his hometown when they placed a plaque bearing his name on the newly constructed drawbridge.Roger McManus

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