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Making No Currents

There was a school of fish, and at school these young fish were taught how to find food, outmaneuver predators, and swim with the currents. The school gave out awards to those who excelled in these learnings, to celebrate their … Continue reading

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No Tools Required

The pool broke. It was sometime probably in March when I walked to the backyard and noticed the pool cover drawn like a funnel down towards the center, like the vortex into a black hole. I had the urge to … Continue reading

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Slanted Definitions 10

Rollercoaster – What a gambler puts his drink on Robotic – Secret weapon of the bugs when they take over the world Organic – Like a depressing instrument Stool Pigeon – Poor man’s clay pigeon for shooting (Of similar interest, … Continue reading

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Have you had a bite?

Have you ever done something stupid, and because you knew it was stupid, you made sure you’d never do it again? Well I keep doing something I swear is stupid, but I keep on doing it. I’m not even sure … Continue reading

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How old are you?

Journal log entry – Do you have a terrible time judging people’s ages? I see … a few of you who’ve been indicted for statutory rape have your hands up … but … anyone else? Does this ring true to … Continue reading

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Snack Attack

What is it with food in the house? I’m not talking about your cereal or eggs for breakfast, or your sandwich lunch, or even your chicken and potatoes for dinner. I’m talking about everything else in between that’s never seen … Continue reading

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The Answer?

Listen to this conversation: “Do you like breakfast, Mr. ———?” “I’m glad you asked, and I want to thank you for giving me this time to answer that question. We have to eat, obviously, and I like that sun coming … Continue reading

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Good Posture

Journal log entry – Good posture creeps away from me like a ghost. Now there’s a winning argument for books over e-books. It would be a very expensive lesson in posture with all those Nooks and Kindles falling off of … Continue reading

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Slanted Definitions 9

Addition – When the spoons and forks won’t talk to the flatware Polyester – Anna’s sister Eyewitness – One who has to be questioned on what he saw, using hand signals, but even then can’t be expected to answer. Cannibalism … Continue reading

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Writing: What It Takes to Get Published?

Journal log entry – The walls are caving in. Have you ever felt numb in your head, like: “I don’t know what to do.”? These past couple of days, I have. I’m not sure what to write, and that happens … Continue reading

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