Tag Archives: Roger McManus

Flying Divided

Posted on November 12, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   The plane had just experienced the usual turbulence and was approaching the airport. “Thank you for flying Divided Airlines,” the pilot announced over the intercom, “Hope … you fly with us again. “What the hell did he mean by … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 4

Posted on November 11, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Hemlock – a secondary precaution after the chastity belt. Coupe – Home for French hens Ubiquitous – Old English, found in many Shakespearean plays to announce, in a derogatory fashion, that someone is a female dog. Conjunction – Where crooks meet … Continue reading →

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Thanks

Posted on November 10, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Journal log entry – What is great joy? Of course with that question we’ll have those already in the stratosphere, trying to be all philosophical. Please come down, you’re chipping my ceiling. Okay, the answer? The answer is this: the … Continue reading →

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Pin…?

Posted on November 9, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

   My friend Elizabeth is an undertaker and also has a blog. At a recent gathering, she talked about her latest post discussing all the various options that were now available for funerals. Options that she thought people might not … Continue reading →

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Dog Days

Posted on November 8, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

A flea was sneezing and coughing when its friend, Tick, walked in. “What’s wrong with you?” Tick asked. “Oh, I don’t know,” Flea replied. “I just don’t feel too good.” “No? Well there is something going around,” Tick added. “You … Continue reading →

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Birds in the Bush

Posted on November 7, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

                                Do you see them? You don’t? Well, how about this? Think that the bush is mad at you and telling you to “… off.” Now you see them? I remember being greeted by theses beauties all over town … Continue reading →

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Does Roger come from a factory that might have contained pine nuts?

Posted on November 7, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Journal log entry – My wife made a comment the other night. “Your post was … a little crazy.” “Oh,” I said … and waited … anticipating more from her … but she didn’t say anything further. That was it. … Continue reading →

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Two Ccs of Info, Stat.

Posted on November 6, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Journal log entry – This is a relatively new website, at the ripe old age of about two months, of course my fear is that the age of a web page may be similar to dog years and misleading, so … Continue reading →

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Chalked: Part 9

Posted on November 5, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

“Didn’t have them turn the train off already?” the chief asked. “Oh … it’s you, chef,” Barrister said, pronouncing it with a hard “ch” like in the “chosen one,” and called him that in reference to a barbecue where the … Continue reading →

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Slanted Definitions 3

Posted on November 4, 2013 by rogermcmanus2013

Catastrophe – The punctuation alerting of a cat’s ownership of something Photograph – Fake diagram of a toe Pilot – A large batch of a certain type of baked good Clockwise – To know the difference between the little hand … Continue reading →

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